Funny Joke.......

Someone sent this to me and thought I'd share.........

SUBJECT: What do you have to do to get into Heaven?

"I was testing the children in my Sunday School class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.

I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car and had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" "NO!" the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?" Again, the answer was, "NO!"

By now I was starting to smile. "Well then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would THAT get me into Heaven?" I asked them again. Again they all answered "NO!"

I was bursting with pride for them.

Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!"