The Wedding Weekend....
Okay....so who in the hell prayed for rain this weekend??? GRRRRRRRR. Tomorrow my son is getting married and the weather report is stating RAIN RAIN RAIN all day. It's already starting to rain now and it's all dreary.
Well, I tried to warn my son. When he gave me the date, I looked it up in the Farmer's Almanac and sure enough, it said 'Thunderstorms' for this weekend. I told him but he thought it was a bunch of malarkey....'how the hell would some farmer know that far in advance what the weather is going to be?' THE FARMER KNOWS....HE ALWAYS KNOWS!
Tonight is the rehearsal and I have the rehearsal dinner planned for a nice restaurant about 15 minutes away. They have a small banquet room in the back that they will let us use. I think there will be about 20 people.
But her dad and stepmom won't be there...
Her dad is an asshole and her stepmom is the bitch from hell....
Her stepmom has been trying to sabotage this wedding from the get-go. She likes having her and the granddaughter living with them. Guess it keeps their marriage together..having someone else in the house. And she resents my son 'taking them away from her...' She has been calling and texting horrid messages to my son. People have told my son how possessive and controlling she is and she is not very well liked in the family.
So my son basically said that she is NOT invited to the wedding. Of course, he can say what he wants but she is the wife of her father and I'm sure she will be there whether he likes it or not. The invitation was addressed to both of them. Well, apparently, (fiance told me), her father will be at the wedding but he will NOT be walking her down the aisle! And stepevilmom will not be coming at all!!
Hallefuckinlujah!! The fat cow is staying home...!!!
But I can't believe that her own father will not walk her down the aisle. Apparently, he has orders from Bitchwife, so he doesn't dare. Like I said, she is VERY controlling with everybody in her life...
My son's fiance was worried that if stepcow comes to the reception my son will make a scene. I said that it's not my son she has to worry about....Cause when someone pisses me off....when someone gets MaMa mad....when someone messes with one of my kids, then that person is going to have to deal with ME! I told my husband that if she is there, I am going to get a glass of red wine and 'accidently' bump into her...LMAO...and she better not be in the bathroom at the same time as me alone or she will find her head in the toilet..!!!!
Anyway, guess I won't have any fun flushing her fat face with toilet water cause she's not coming anyway. She must be scared of me....WHOOWHOOWHOO...
Rain or not, I'm looking forward to the weekend. Should be fun...I'll post pictures. Of course, not one of me holding the cow under water because she ainna gonna be there.....
Well, I tried to warn my son. When he gave me the date, I looked it up in the Farmer's Almanac and sure enough, it said 'Thunderstorms' for this weekend. I told him but he thought it was a bunch of malarkey....'how the hell would some farmer know that far in advance what the weather is going to be?' THE FARMER KNOWS....HE ALWAYS KNOWS!
Tonight is the rehearsal and I have the rehearsal dinner planned for a nice restaurant about 15 minutes away. They have a small banquet room in the back that they will let us use. I think there will be about 20 people.
But her dad and stepmom won't be there...
Her dad is an asshole and her stepmom is the bitch from hell....
Her stepmom has been trying to sabotage this wedding from the get-go. She likes having her and the granddaughter living with them. Guess it keeps their marriage together..having someone else in the house. And she resents my son 'taking them away from her...' She has been calling and texting horrid messages to my son. People have told my son how possessive and controlling she is and she is not very well liked in the family.
So my son basically said that she is NOT invited to the wedding. Of course, he can say what he wants but she is the wife of her father and I'm sure she will be there whether he likes it or not. The invitation was addressed to both of them. Well, apparently, (fiance told me), her father will be at the wedding but he will NOT be walking her down the aisle! And stepevilmom will not be coming at all!!
Hallefuckinlujah!! The fat cow is staying home...!!!
But I can't believe that her own father will not walk her down the aisle. Apparently, he has orders from Bitchwife, so he doesn't dare. Like I said, she is VERY controlling with everybody in her life...
My son's fiance was worried that if stepcow comes to the reception my son will make a scene. I said that it's not my son she has to worry about....Cause when someone pisses me off....when someone gets MaMa mad....when someone messes with one of my kids, then that person is going to have to deal with ME! I told my husband that if she is there, I am going to get a glass of red wine and 'accidently' bump into her...LMAO...and she better not be in the bathroom at the same time as me alone or she will find her head in the toilet..!!!!
Anyway, guess I won't have any fun flushing her fat face with toilet water cause she's not coming anyway. She must be scared of me....WHOOWHOOWHOO...
Rain or not, I'm looking forward to the weekend. Should be fun...I'll post pictures. Of course, not one of me holding the cow under water because she ainna gonna be there.....
posted by Diane @ 1:04 PM
1 Comments:
At 11:24 PM,
Judy said…
Obviously the bride's father is PW'd. He should just tell his wife,"She's my daughter and I am walking her down the aisle!" What a nasty woman!!!!!
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