American Idol Results.....and man jokes

Watched American Idol tonight and most of my favorites are staying in the game. I was sad to see Todrick go cause I think he probably had more talent than the rest of them put together. And I felt bad for Alex because I really think that he has an unusual voice that sometimes reminded me a bit of Dylan. Let's face it....if American Idol had been around back in the 60's, most of our legendary singers probably wouldn't have even made it to Hollywood week! I'm glad to see that Crystal made it through, however, she seems a bit gloomy to me....didn't see her even crack a smile when Ryan told her she made it to the top 12. I couldn't really judge the girls though because I only saw them sing one time....and I think I missed most of the guys one night. There are other better shows on TV to watch.

I picked up some books at an estate sale last weekend. One of them is called "Truly Tasteless Disadvantaged White Male Jokes"....inotherwords, stupid man jokes.

..."WHAT DO MEN AND BEER BOTTLES HAVE IN COMMON?"

..."THEY'RE BOTH EMPTY FROM THE NECK UP.."
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...."WHAT'S THE ONLY THING THE GOVERNMENT CAN'T TAX?....

...."A PENIS, BECAUSE 95% OF THE TIME IT'S INACTIVE, 5% OF THE TIME IT'S IN THE HOLE, AND IT'S GOT TWO DEPENDENTS AND THEY'RE BOTH NUTS."
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...."WHAT'S A REDNECK'S IDEA OF A SEVEN-COURSE MEAN?"

...."A HOT DOG AND A SIX-PACK."
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...."WHAT DO YOU CALL THE USELESS PIECE OF FLESH AT THE END OF A PENIS?"



...."A MAN"
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Good-nite....