MOTHER'S DAY

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY....

You would THINK that since today is Mother's Day, the man whose kids I gave birth to could at least suggest taking me out to dinner....you would think! 

Other men take their wives out to dinner....I'm assuming....

Other men might even give their wives flowers on Mother's Day.....I'm assuming....

Hubby HATES going out to dinner.

Well I HATE to cook dinner!

He retired from his job.....

So when can I retire from MY job???

So I waited for him to say something like where would I like to go for dinner....

By 5:00 I was starving, so I went and picked up some fucking Chinese food!

Oh...and flowers???.......HARDY HAR HAR....

Our Lilac tree is blooming, and I even mentioned it to him.  Easy enough I would think.  All he had to do was walk outside and cut a couple of nice purple blooms off the tree and bring them inside......and surprise me. 

But that would require him to put on some shoes.....

So no dinner and no flowers.....

Whatever....

The last time we went out to dinner was on his birthday back in February!  And even then he went out under protest.  He didn't want to go out.  (We hadn't been out to eat since New Year's Eve!)  He had suggested getting Chinese.   So when we did go out, I felt guilty like I was making him do something he didn't want to do on his birthday.  So after that fiasco, I decided we will ONLY go out when HE wants to.  Otherwise, I guess I can sit my ass home.

So when I suggested Chinese...."guess we could get some Chinese", I wasn't being serious....I was hoping....

It's been 3 months since he had to endure sitting in a restaurant and eating among strangers. 

Well, we had pick-up Chinese for Mother's Day...

Asshole...